Never Had One

When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied: "I don't know, I never had one."

Almost Impossible

A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."

Learning About Dracula

Q: If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do?
A: Join his fang club!