Word Play Jokes

Texan, Russian, New Yorker Out to Eat

A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. "Excuse me, but if you were going to order the steak, I'm afraid there's a shortage due to the mad cow disease," says the waiter. The Texan says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's a steak?" The New Yorker says, "What's 'excuse me'?"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Jungle Poker

Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Good and Bad Girls

Q: What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?
A: A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed.
A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Riddles
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