Word Play Jokes

Depressed Dentist

Q: What do you call a depressed dentist?
A: A little down in the mouth.

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Excellent Reception

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

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One Week

Wife spent seven days giving me blowjobs. She staggered into the room on unsteady legs and my friend asked "What's wrong with her?"
"Week at the knees" I replied

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