Word Play Jokes

Proctologist

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.

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Vampire Junkie

Q: What do you call a vampire junkie?
A: Count Drugula!

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Blonde Detention

Q: Why did the blonde get detention for flirting with boys in class?
A: She wanted to go down in history.

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