Word Play Jokes

Lightly Battered

Q: Did you hear about Tempura House?
A: It's a shelter for lightly battered women.

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Ancient History

Q: What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
A: Toga-ether we can rule the world!

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Foul Mouthed Player

Q: What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A: Let's get the "puck" out of here!

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