Word Play Jokes

Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Last Supper Last Words

Q: What were Jesus' last words at the last supper?
A: "Okay, all you guys who want to be in the picture, get on THIS side of the table"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Jesus Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Rabbit Walk

Q: What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards?
A: A receding hair line.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Rabbit Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes
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