Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Doris

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

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Smells Like

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny Farts!

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Owl Talk

Q: What's the difference between a white owl and a black owl?
A: A white owl goes WHO WHO WHO A black owl goes WHODAT WHODAT WHODAT

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