Word Play Jokes
Knock Knock - Abe
A be C D E F G H...!
Yo Mama - Bookmark
Yo mama so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!
Q: What did the salad say to the fridge?
A: Shut the door, I'm dressing!
Cows Night Out
Q: Where do cows go on a Saturday night?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q: Why do turkeys eat so little?
A: Because they are always stuffed!