Word Play Jokes
Knock Knock - Alaska
Alaska my friend the question then!
Graveyard Hair Salon
Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."
Q: What is the STRONGEST letter in the alphabet?
A: P, because even superman can't hold it!!
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?