Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Gross Toilet

Yo mama so gross ...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!

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Cow Counting

Q: How do cows do mathematics?
A: They use a cow-culator.

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Holy Cabbage

Q: What did the Vegetarian Preacher say to his church?
A: Lettuce pray!

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