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Knock Knock - Dwayne

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Dwayne.

Dwayne who?

Dwayne the pool, I'm drowning!

Seagull

Q: What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A: A bagel.

Mark Your Calendar

A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so important. I urge each of you to mark that date on your calendars with the letters BU. It's very important that you include the letter B with the letter U; you may miss the importance of the event without it.

So go now, and mark your calendars. Keep repeating to yourselves as you walk to the calendar, so you don't forget: May the 4th, B with U; May the 4th, B with U....

Hungry Turkey

Q: Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving?

A: Because he's already stuffed!

Blacks and Christmas Trees?

Q: What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?

A: They both have colored balls.