Word Play Jokes

Insider Trading

My friend said he loves his prostitute girlfriend for what's inside her.
So do about 200 other men.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Rowboat

A kid I know lost both his parents in an accident. To take his mind off it for a while, I took him on a boating trip. I wanted to get a boat with an engine, but he wanted to row.
"Ah" I said "You're an oar fan"

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Hey Hey

My girlfriend was a huge Monkees fan. Unfortunately she died.
Now I'm a bereaver.

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Written By: KielPhillips