Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."
Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.
Knock Knock - Jilly
Jilly out here, so let me in!
Q: How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet and cold !