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The best jokes and joke writers!

The Hurricane

Q: What is a hurricane?

A: Mother nature doing the twist!

Coconut & Hurricane

Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut?

A: Hold on to your nuts, it's going to be a hell of a blow job!

Four Things in Common

Q: What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common?

A: They are four ways you can lose your house!

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?

A: About 24 hours.

Windy Women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?

A: They all get the house.