Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.
Q: Why was Frosty told to leave the grocery store?
A: Because he was caught picking his nose in the produce isle.
Snoop Dogg's Favorite Weather
Q: What's Snoop Dogg's favorite weather?
When Its Cold Outside
Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.
Two men from Dublin are walking to the annual Dublin Fair, when it starts to rain. "Patrick, put your umbrella up, it's raining." "I can't, Mick, it's got holes in it." "Holes in it? Then why did you bring it with you?" "I didn't think it would rain."