Weather Jokes

Snowman Scent

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
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Summer Snow

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Puddle

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Season Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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The Flood

One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Mrs. Thibodaux noticed a lone baseball cap floating near the house. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float all the way back to the house. It kept floating out, then back, out and back. Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Mrs. Boudreaux, "Do you see that baseball cap floating away from the house and then back again?" Mrs. Boudreaux said, "Oh yes, that's my husband. I told him he was going to cut the grass today, come Hell or High Water!!"

Categories: Weather Jokes (Flood Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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