Weather Jokes

Snowman Scent

Q: What did one snowman say to the other?
A: "Weird, I smell carrots, too."

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes)
Anonymous

Cold in Boston

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Massachusetts.  He said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.  The temperature is -32 and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. The wind chill is -59.  His wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare.
He told me that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in!

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Dakota Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes)
Submitted BY: Richard Koenders

Summer Snow

Q: What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A: Puddle

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Season Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous