Weather Jokes

Frozen Windows

Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning... 
'Windows frozen; won't open'
Husband texts back, 'Pour warm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer'
Five minutes later wife texts back, 'Computer really messed up now.'

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes)
Submitted BY: I_Can_Haz_Brainz

Island Goodbye

Q: How do you say goodbye to an Indonesian?
A: With a big wave.

Categories: Riddles , Weather Jokes (Tsunami Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes)
Submitted BY: _marther_

When Its Cold Outside

Q: How do you know when it is cold outside?
A: When your dog's dick is frozen to the fire hydrant.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Weather Jokes (So Cold Here Jokes) , Riddles
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