Weather Jokes

Yo Mama - Dandruff

Yo mama has so much dandruff when she scratches her head people are like, "Dang, is it winter already?"

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Submitted BY: falloutman379

The Blonde Snowman

Q: How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman?
A: Because you have to hollow out the head!

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Anonymous

Mouse Umbrella

Q: When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
A: When it's raining cats and dogs!

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