U.S. State Jokes

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
Anonymous

Death of a West Texan

A cattleman from West Texas died and went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery.  He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas."  The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, I'm not Saint Peter and second, you really don't know where you are at all, do you?"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
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Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Riddles , Funny Thoughts , Light Bulb Jokes
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