U.S. State Jokes

Name Logic

On vacation with her family in Montana, a mother drove her van past a church in a small town and pointing to it, told the children that it was St. Francis' Church. "It must be a franchise," her eight-year-old son said. "We've got one of those in our town too."

Anonymous

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - New Yorker

Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One. What are you -- stupid?

Anonymous