Dumb West Virginia Laws

Dumb West Virginia Laws

• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
• When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
• It is illegal to snooze on a train.
• Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
• If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
• Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
• Whistling underwater is prohibited.
• Alderson - One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
• Nicholas County - No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
• Huntington - Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.
• It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

Eskimo Dogs

Q: Where do Eskimos train their dogs?
A: In the mush room!

Aggie Wins the Lottery

A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went to pick up all of his money. But when he got there, the guy who was in charge of the money said that the money would be paid out over twenty years. So the Aggie got pissed off and says:
"If you're not going to give me all my money, I want my dollar back."