One More Beer
Text Msg to Wife: "I'm having just one more beer with guys after golf. If I'm not home in an hour, read this message again.”
Q: Why are mallards good at dodge ball?
A: They can duck.
G-Spot And Golf Ball
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Second to Third
Q: Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?
A: Because you have a short stop between second and third.
My sister's college room mate, who isn't very keen on sports, commented on the shoe polish streaks under the player's eyes.
She said, "I just don't get it, what do those black things even do?"
I replied, "Well, play football, mostly."