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Quarterback Logic

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

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10 Things Americans Know About the World Cup

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World Cup: Priceless

Flight to Rio:  € 2,000
Hotel:  € 1,200
England Football Team Merchandise:  € 750
Arriving after elimination: Priceless  

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