Black and White
Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white?
A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."
World Cup: Priceless
Flight to Rio: € 2,000
Hotel: € 1,200
England Football Team Merchandise: € 750
Arriving after elimination: Priceless
10 Things Americans Know About the World Cup
Blonde at Soccer Stadium
Q: What happened to the blonde at the soccer stadium?
A: She drowned in the Mexican wave.