Sports Jokes

Cigarette Boat

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.
So they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

Submitted BY: PromiscuousCucumber

Italian Flip-Flops

Q: What's an Italians favorite part of football?
A: Half time, they get to switch sides again. 

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Mexican Basketball Player

Q: What do you call a Mexican basketball player?
A: Mexi-cant.

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