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Mexican Basketball

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

A: Juan on Juan

Semester Credit Lightbulb

Q: How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!

World Cup: Priceless

Flight to Rio:  € 2,000

Hotel:  € 1,200

England Football Team Merchandise:  € 750

Arriving after elimination: Priceless  

Black and White

Q: What is black and white and black and white and black and white?

A: A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

Golf Improvements

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."