Sports Jokes

LeBron Skipping College

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he would never make it to the finals!

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Submitted BY: idol2680

Jungle Hazard

A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.

Anonymous

The Promotion

Boss: "Johnson, we're giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal."
Johnson: "Montreal! Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!"
Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!
Johnson: Without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position does she play?"

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