Sports Jokes

Quarterback Logic

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

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Anonymous

LeBron Skipping College

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?
A: Because he would never make it to the finals!

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Submitted BY: idol2680

Jungle Hazard

A lion would never drive while drunk.
But a tiger wood.

Anonymous