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Human Reproduction

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

Man's Best Friend

Q: What is a man's best friend?

A: His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

  1.  Awww...that's cute
  2. Well, at least you're good at other things
  3. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
  4.  My li'l brother has one like that.
  5.  Are you cold?
  6. ...giggles...
  7.  Maybe we should just be friends
  8.  Can you make it dance?
  9.  Umm...maybe you should get dressed
  10.  Oh...look...its hiding!

Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?

A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: Who knows - it's never been done.