At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."
Man's Best Friend
Q: What is a man's best friend?
A: His dick because it always sitcks up for him.
10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:
- Awww...that's cute
- Well, at least you're good at other things
- Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
- My li'l brother has one like that.
- Are you cold?
- Maybe we should just be friends
- Can you make it dance?
- Umm...maybe you should get dressed
- Oh...look...its hiding!
Men In Heaven
Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.