Sexist Jokes - About Men

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

Q: What is a man's best friend?

A: His dick because it always sitcks up for him.

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

1.  Awww...that's cute
2. Well, at least you're good at other things
3. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
4.  My li'l brother has one like that.
5.  Are you cold?
6. ...giggles...
7.  Maybe we should just be friends
8.  Can you make it dance?
9.  Umm...maybe you should get dressed
10.  Oh...look...its hiding!

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?

A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?

A: Who knows - it's never been done.