Sexist Jokes - About Men

Men Are Like Weather

Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Why Men Name Penises

Q: Why do men name their penises?
A: Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Men In Heaven

Q: Why do so few men end up in heaven?
A: They never stop to ask for directions.

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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