Sexist Jokes

Damn Dog!

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to dinner.  It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours. Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.
After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal. Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!" "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what he did to my tits!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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God being Man

Q: How do we know that God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Riddles
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Hillary and Bill at Baseball Game

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President's cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor says, "No, sir, what I said was, they want you to throw out the first pitch."

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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