Sexist Jokes

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Anonymous

Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->|is 12 inches.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Great Job

A guy came home to his wife and said to her, "Guess what? I've found a great job. A 10 AM start, 2 PM finish, no overtime, no weekends and it pays $600 a week!" "That's great," his wife said. "Yeah, I thought so too," he agreed. "You start on Monday."

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