Share this joke via Email (Step 2)
Share this Joke on Twitter
Registered Users Only
You must be a registered user to submit a joke. But registering is FREE and don't worry, we only need a name and e-mail address, and we don't sell or share your information with any third-parties (see Privacy Policy).
Registered Users Only
You must complete account validation before submitting jokes. Click here to go to your profile page to complete the process.
Get link for other Social Networks
Copy the sharable link above.
Main Menu
- Home
- Popular Jokes
- New Releases
- Joke of the Day
- Browse By Category
- Browse Writers
- Contests
- Submit Joke
- Contact Us
- Info
© Copyright 2025 Jokers Media, LLC
All rights reserved.
All rights reserved.
- Home
- >
- Categories
- >
- Sexist Jokes
- >
- All
Sexist Jokes

In The Forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Categories:
Sexist Jokes
(About Men)
- 2
- 6
- 2
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous
Two Emotions
Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Categories:
Sexist Jokes
(About Men)
- 2
- 4
- 0
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: animotions
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time." "Look," says the woman, "What do you think I am? I don't turn into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!" "OK," replies Joe, "So how many does it take?"
Categories:
Bar Jokes
(Walks Into a Bar)
, Sex Jokes
(One Night Stand Jokes)
, Sexist Jokes
(About Women)
- 3
- 5
- 1
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous