Sexist Jokes

In The Forest

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Anonymous

Two Emotions

Men have two emotions, hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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Submitted BY: animotions

How many does it take?

Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous woman. Joe, not being too shy, goes up and sits next to her. He buys her a drink and then another and then another. After this and the accompanying small-talk, Joe asks her back to his place for a "good time." "Look," says the woman, "What do you think I am? I don't turn into a slut after 3 drinks, you know!" "OK," replies Joe, "So how many does it take?"

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