Sexist Jokes

Raggedy Anne and Pinnochio

Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy pen?
A: Because she kept sitting on Pinnochio's  face saying, "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.

Categories: Funny Thoughts (How Come) , Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Wife Control

There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them were talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remained quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow says "I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees."  The first two guys were amazed.  "What happened then?" they asked.  "She said, 'get out from under the bed and fight like a man!'"

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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