Women and Men, Wine and Grapes

Men are like a fine grape:

• They are best kept in the dark.
• They can't handle too much heat.
• They perform best when they are stepped on.

 
Women are like the wine that comes from the grape:

• They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young.
• They don't age well without preservatives.
• They become sour and vinegary if they remain bottled up.

Easy Psychoanalysis for Men

Q: Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
A: Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men are already there.

Brain Missing

Q: What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
A: Castrated.