Sexist Jokes

Men Have Two Faults

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

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Why remember your mistakes?

Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

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Equality

Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q: What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.

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