Sexist Jokes

Men And Pigs

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Low Sex Drive

An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered." The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive lowered?" To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head;  I need it LOWERED!"

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Men Have Two Faults

Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

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