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Penis to the Condom

Q: What did the penis say to the condom?

A: Cover me, I'm going in!

Porno in the 70s

Q: How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's?

A: The guys' schlongs have sideburns!

Imaginary Parts

Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?

A: Paper titties.

Porn Movie

Q: How do you finance the production of a porn movie?

A: Create a thrust fund.

One Butt Cheek Tells the Other

Q: What did one butt cheek tell the other butt cheek?

A: Don't cross the line.