Sex Jokes - Private Parts
Penis to the Condom
Q: What did the penis say to the condom?
A: Cover me, I'm going in!
Porno in the 70s
Q: How can you tell if a porno was made in the 70's?
A: The guys' schlongs have sideburns!
Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper titties.
Q: How do you finance the production of a porn movie?
A: Create a thrust fund.
One Butt Cheek Tells the Other
Q: What did one butt cheek tell the other butt cheek?
A: Don't cross the line.