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Adam and Eve

Q: What did Adam say to Eve?

A: Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets.

Not so Great Clips

Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A: A rip off.

How Do You Get Visual Aids?

Q: How do you get Visual Aids?

A: From a nasty poke in the eye.

Wasted Space

Q: What do you call the space between a woman's breasts and her vagina?

A: A waste.

Uncircumcised

Q: Why are some men uncircumcised?

A: The doctors are afraid of causing brain damage to the infant.