Sex Jokes - Private Parts
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."
''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?"
The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied, "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy. I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
Q: What has 40 teeth and holds back a monster?
A: My zipper.
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out - a refrigerator, a washing machine, a TV or a woman?
A: The TV, because all the others leak when they're fucked!
Q: Why do smurfs laugh as they walk through the forest?
A: Because the grass tickles their balls!
Tickle Me Elmo
Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory?
A: Two Test Tickles