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Monica's Favorite Food

Q: What is Monica's favorite chinese food?
A: Cream of sum young guy.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Warm Satisfaction

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A tea bag.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Semantics

One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?"
Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me." He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy."
The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?"
"No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

Categories: Jokes about Families , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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