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Helo Jump

A young marine talks to his dad about parachute practice. We had to jump out of helicopters" the boy said. His father replies "how scary! And you just... jumped?" The boy shyly, said, "Well, I was very scared, and I just stood there at first." The dad got stern, "And what did the drill sergeant say?" He said, 'If you don't jump this fucking instant, I'm gonna stick my big hairy cock up your little ass." The dad got wide eyed, "Did you jump?" He asked. "Only at first."

Categories: Military Jokes (Marines Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Prostitute Visit

A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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No Children

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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