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Little Prick

I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Bull Auction

One fine Sunday afternoon, a couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside and are watching the auctioning off of bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:
"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments, "See? That was more than 5 times a month!"
The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
Again the wife bugs her husband, "Hey, that's some 10 times a month.What do YOU say to that?!" Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.
The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells, "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"
The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back, "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same fat cow!!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Fat Insult Jokes)
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It gets lonely in the desert

Airport immigration:
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Muslim Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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