Ethnic / Country Jokes - Iranian Jokes

Smoking

Q: Guess who just stopped smoking?
A: General Qasem Soleimani

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
Anonymous

Supermarket Talk

An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's testicles." The American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, "No...that dirty."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes)
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Anonymous

Phone Calls in Hell

There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iranian Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Devil Jokes)
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Submitted BY: alanwake