It gets lonely in the desert
NAME? Muhammed al Facid
SEX? Yes 3 times a week.
NO, I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE? Oh that doesn't matter to me, sometimes I even do it with camels.
Phone Calls in Hell
There were three guys in Hell: An Iranian, an American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local."
Knock Knock - Iran
Iran over here to tell you this!
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, "These remind me of my husband's testicles." The American woman says, "That big?" The Iranian woman says, "No...that dirty."
Iranians So Smart
Q: Why are Iranians so smart?
A: Because none of them are blonde.