Graduation Photos

It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of her son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let's try to make this look natural," she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad's shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand on my wallet?"

Properly Talking Parrot

Q: How do you get a parrot to talk properly?
A: Send him to polytechnic!

Wild Animals

Teacher: "Name six wild animals."
Pupil: "Four elephants and two lions!"