School Jokes

Preschool Lesson

A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked? All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole"!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Finals Prayer

Now I lay me down to study, I pray the Lord I won't go nutty. If I should fail to learn this junk, I pray the Lord I will not flunk. But if I do, don't pity me at all, just lay my bones in the study hall. Tell my prof I did my best, then pile my books upon my chest. Now I lay me down to rest and pray I'll pass tomorrow's test. If I should die before I wake, that's one less test I'll have to take.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Religion Jokes , Word Play Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , School Jokes
Anonymous

Statistics Class

If I had only one day left to live, I would live it in my statistics class: it would seem so much longer.

Categories: Math & Science Jokes (Mathematics) , School Jokes
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