Riddles - Woman Criticizes Man

Till Death do us Part

Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

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Good Bud

Q: What's the difference between men and beer?
A: When you're done with the beer it's still worth 5 cents.

Categories: Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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A Woman in the Morning?

Q: What does a woman do with her asshole in the morning?
A: Sends him to work.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Work & Office Jokes , Riddles
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