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Bubble Baths

Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?

A: He eats beans for dinner.

Blonde BMW

Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A: It's the only car name they can spell.

Fuzzy Green

Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?

A: A pool table.

Knock Knock - Esther

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny.

Cheese and Crackers

Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?

A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!