Q: How does a man take a bubble bath?
A: He eats beans for dinner.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?
A: It's the only car name they can spell.
Q: What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A pool table.
Knock Knock - Esther
Cheese and Crackers
Q: What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
A: Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!