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Cat St. Nick

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with St. Nick?

A: Santa Claws!

Longest Word in the English Language

Q: What is the longest word in the English language?

A: SMILES - There is a mile between the first and last letter!

Ballerina

Q: What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?

A: She called the toe truck!

Don't Look

Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?

A: Because they saw the turkey dressing!

Clumsy Mechanic

Q: What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?

A: "Chop chop."