Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work!
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws!
Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.
Q: Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
A: The captain was sitting on the deck.
Q: What kind of tea do football players drink?