Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?
A: A plain clothes police dog!
Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!
Q: What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
A: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
Q: What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?
A: Urine for a surprise.
Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!