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Ouch!

Q: Did you hear about the guy who had a soda thrown at him?

A: Don't worry, it was a soft drink.

Baby Strawberry

Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?

A: Because his parents were in a jam.

Killer Bee

Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?

A: With a BB gun.

Janitor

Q: What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

A: Supplies!

Secret Sauce

Q: How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

A: Use spring water.