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Casual K9

Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?

A: A plain clothes police dog!

Dancing Dogs

Q: Why don't dogs make good dancers?

A: Because they have two left feet!

Drummer

Q: What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?

A: A slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

Sewage Surprise

Q: What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

A: Urine for a surprise.

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?

A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!