Jumping On The Bed

Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?
A: Put velcro on the ceiling.
Q: How do you get him down?
A: Blind fold two Mexican kids and tell them he's a pinata.

Better Job

Q: If a Mexican and a black person are in the same school, which will get the better job?
A: Neither. They will both work in a blue collard job! 

African American vs. Couch

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids