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Down the Stairs

Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

A: None - "He fell".

Count Down

Q: What goes up when you count down?

A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket

Farmer's Harvest

Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?

A: Candy Corn

African American vs. Couch

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?

A: A couch can support a wife and kids

The Big Jump

Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?

A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!