Down the Stairs
Q: How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?
A: None - "He fell".
Q: What goes up when you count down?
A: A SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket
Q: What do farmers harvest during Halloween?
A: Candy Corn
African American vs. Couch
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a couch?
A: A couch can support a wife and kids
The Big Jump
Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!