Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A: A dead end.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?
A: SWIMMING TRUNKS !!!
Q: Where do frogs keep their money?
A: In a river bank!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the house.
Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!