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Vasectomy

I thought getting a vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant.
But all it did was change the color of the baby.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Submitted BY: Kemp2288

Nosy Neighbor

A 12-year-old boy walks up to his Polish neighbor and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife naked!" The guy answers, "The joke's on you, Johnny...I wasn't even home last night!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At Home) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Polish Jokes)
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And Then Some

Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your Toothbrush.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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