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Viagra Overdose

Q: Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?

A: They couldn't close his casket!

Grandpa is Fine.

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.  "How are you grandpa?" he asks.  "Feeling fine," says the old man.  "What's the food like?"  "Terrific, wonderful menus."  "And the nursing?".  "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."  "What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"  "No problem at all. Nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet, and that's it.  I go out like a light."  The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge.

"What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old a Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"  Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed!"

Lizard Woes

Q: What's it called when a chameleon can't change its colors anymore?

A: A reptile dysfunction.

Investment Alert

Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount and Do."

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign suggests: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one."

Lawyer's Viagra

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?

A: He gets taller!