Relationship Jokes

Hillary's Early Morning

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 a.m.?
A: To make sure she's the First Lady.

Anonymous

Engaged To Kate and Edith

An airplane pilot got engaged to two very pretty women at the same time. One was named Edith; the other named Kate.
They met, discovered they had the same fiancee, and told him, "Get out of our lives you rascal.  We'll teach you that you can't have your Kate and Edith, too."

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Nosy Husband

My wife thinks I'm too nosy.  At least that's what she keeps writing in her diary!

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