Relationship Jokes

Crossword

My girlfriend passed me the crossword to see if I could fill in the last two answers. The first clue "The force on an object due to gravity" and the second "The salt waters that cover the greater part of the Earth's surface"
Can I finish it? Weight and sea.

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Written By: KielPhillips

TV Viewing

Your TV viewing on your wedding night will be...

  1. The Marriage Game
  2. Great Temptation
  3. The Untouchables
  4. Mission Impossible
  5. The Time is Right
  6. Rawhide
  7. Bonanza.

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Anonymous

Drop In

One day, an 80 year old man comes home and finds his 80 year old wife doing a handstand, naked, against a wall. Shocked, he asks, "What are you doing?" She responds, "I know you can't get it up, but maybe you can drop in."

Anonymous