Relationship Jokes

You Get The Remote

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.

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Snot

When you're neckin' with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you might think it's funny... but it's not.

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Hillary's Early Morning

Q: Why does Hillary want to have sex with Bill every day at 5 a.m.?
A: To make sure she's the First Lady.

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