Relationship Jokes

Half Drunk

Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk? Hubby: It's not my fault...I ran out of money!

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You Get The Remote

Q: How can you tell if your husband is dead?

A: The sex is the same but you get the remote.

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Snot

When you're neckin' with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you might think it's funny... but it's not.

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