Political Jokes - About Democrats

A wild-eyed and butt-ugly old woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waving a pistol. She yelled out, "I have a Kimber 1911 with seven rounds in the mag and one in the chamber. I want to know who's been sleeping with my husband!" 

A female voice from the back of the room yelled back at her, "You're gonna' need more ammo Hillary!"

A recent article in the Dominion Post reported that Nancy Pelosi sued Wellington hospital saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.  A hospital spokesman replied, "Your husband was admitted for cataract surgery.  All we did was to correct his eyesight."

Q: What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!'  When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.  Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, 'I want a boat.' The second boy said 'I want a truck.' And the third boy said, 'I want three tombstones with our names  on them.'  Bill Clinton said, 'why is that son?' The little boy said, 'because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!'

Q: What's a government mandate?

A: When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.